On rare occasion, someone on USENET advances the state-of-the-art of stupidity. One such “contributor” to comp.dsp received the following ode:

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are.

I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid.
Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole
different dimension of stupid.
You are trans-stupid stupid.

Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed.
Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape.
Singularity stupid.
Blazing-hot-midday-sun-on-Mercury stupid.
You emit more stupid in one nanosecond than our entire galaxy emits in a year.

Quasar stupid.
Erik de Castro Lopo writes:
>I was the one who used it on comp.dsp, but I am not the author.
>The original author is lost in the history of usenet. 

>Back before they broke Deja.com I searched for this and found posts 
>containing it dating back to 1995 which was as far back as Deja had 
>records. Even on that post someone stated they'd seen it before :-).