On rare occasion, someone on USENET advances the state-of-the-art of stupidity. One such “contributor” to comp.dsp received the following ode:
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are.
I mean rock-hard stupid.
Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole
different dimension of stupid.
You are trans-stupid stupid.
Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed.
Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape.
You emit more stupid in one nanosecond than our entire galaxy emits in a year.
Erik de Castro Lopo writes:
>I was the one who used it on comp.dsp, but I am not the author.
>The original author is lost in the history of usenet.
>Back before they broke Deja.com I searched for this and found posts
>containing it dating back to 1995 which was as far back as Deja had
>records. Even on that post someone stated they'd seen it before :-).