by Peter Kootsookos
From: Peter K. Subject: Re: crammer-rao bound Newsgroups: comp.dsp Date: 2001-01-20 11:31:54 PST
I'm sittin' at the Sun workstation Got a signal for elimination, mm-hm If I can we'll all clap hands Rick 'n' Grant will do handstands And every noise is neatly canned 'Cos it's been sent out-of-band Cramer-Rao bound, I wish I knew Cramer-Rao bound< Bound, where my brain is achin' Bound, where my stats are failin' Bound, where my signal's waitin' noiselessly for me This signal's an endless stream Of Poisson noise and grindin' teeth, mm-hm And each spike looks the same to me Can it be noise or is it speech? And every time I think I see It turns out that it's spike-free! Cramer-Rao bound, I wish I knew Cramer-Rao bound Bound, where my brain is achin' Bound, where my stats are failin' Bound, where my signal's waitin' noiselessly for me Tonight I'll run my scripts again I'll play the tape until it ends, mm-hm But all my runs come back to me With dubious veracity Like E. Bob with senility I need someone to remind me Cramer-Rao bound, I wish I knew Cramer-Rao bound Bound, where my brain is achin' Bound, where my stats are failin' Bound, where my signal's waitin' noiselessly for me Noiselessly for mee <======================================= (With abject apologies to "Homeward Bound" sung by Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel) Ciao, Peter K.